Cappy Exchanges Tense Glance With Divestment Protesters While Sipping Oil

Vassar College – Things have been getting awkward between Vassar College President Catharine Bond “Cappy” Hill and the divestment protesters who have set up camp outside of her office in Main Building. The protesters have been staged outside of her office since Monday, April 25th to call on her to endorse their demands of Vassar’s divestment from oil companies and to call a meeting of the Executive Committee of the Board of Trustees so that they too can address these demands. This has made things uncomfortable for Hill who enjoys walking Main’s halls while sipping from a golden chalice of “delicious, delicious” crude oil and looking at J.D. Rockefeller’s personal art collection which lines the halls of Main Building. A guilty-looking Hill was last seen peeking out of her doorway at the protestors with a dark oil mustache above her lip.

Written by Cristian Uriostegui

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Amazing! – We Asked 8 Alumni About Their Favorite Memories of Cappy

POUGHKEEPSIE – In the light of the recent announcement of the departure of Vassar College’s tenth President, Catharine Bond Hill or ‘Cappy’,  The Clove took it upon itself to interview past alum about the current president’s legacy and her lasting impact.

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“Who is Cappy?”

Alice Hanson, Class of ‘88

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“How did you get this number?”

Kate Balin, Class of ‘74

 

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“Lo siento, señor, pero no hablo inglés. Sin embargo, he oído un poco sobre esta “Cappy” de la que usted habla. He oído que ella ha hecho mucho para apoyar la “necesidad ciego” ayuda financiera, pero no mucho más. Ahora déjame en paz .”

Lane Sherwood, Class of ‘86

 

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“(wordless static)”

David Geroni, Class of ‘90

 

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“She was just the best! Everything you could want in a college president. Oh wait, Cappy? No, sorry I was thinking of myself”

Frances Daly Fergusson, Class of ‘79

 

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“Please stop calling me”

Pamela Singh, Class of ‘07

 

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“Press 1 for Operations Management, Press 2 for Accounts Billable, Press 3 for more options”

Nathan Vilaró, Class of ‘84

 

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“I went to Dartmouth”
Angie Williams Class of ‘59

Written by Michael Loukeris

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